Saturday, October 30, 2004

Anti-social existence

Don't quite disagree with the Singapore Idol voting of last night. However, the Hi-5 version of "Cheek to cheek" they did was appalling, horrible, painful to listen, let alone watch. Made me barf out my lunch.

I wonder if the Idol contests in other countries have shitty music-mmercials like that too. Nah I think even if they do Singapore's would still be the worst.

Speaking of Idol, did anyone see the winner of the Danish Idol? Or was it swedish. Some scandinavian country, anyway. That hard core rocker. He sang Nirvana's Lithium in the World Idol competitions. Man, he sounded pretty amazing.

Kind of a sell out, singing angsty anti-establishment stuff in an Idol competition, but well. I would've voted for him in the competitions, lol.

Life is getting really boring. Spent the day playing Guild Wars, watching TV, and trying to make head or tail or economics. Its very restful, and quite therapeutic, but boring. Feeling kinda anti-social, though. I get the feeling after I can walk again and all that I'll need a bit of time to get into the whole socialising, interpersonal relationship thing again.. lol.

Speaking of relationships, I think all guys are jerks. Seriously. All the guys I know are definitely jerks in some way, -especially- with regards to girls. Most of the attached ones too. Guys are probably just not made to commit to one girl for the rest of their lives, the bastards. Hence all the affairs, ruined marriages and broken families.

So heres what I suggest. All girls should become lesbian, cos girls are definitely better at providing tender loving care and all that. I'm not talking about butches or dykes, cos they're not female, see, just a poor pathetic caricature of males. I'm talking about pure 100% beyonce-type woman. Just relationships of companionship and love and all that pure kinda jazz.

How about the guys, you ask? Well we can spend our time doing all the usual macho shit, you know, wasting all the cash on cars, model airplanes, beer, yachts, trading cards, fishing, guns, knives, whatever the dudes wanna do. Even if we end up maimed or dead, hell its not like theres anyone to answer to. Freedom, baby. And if you get horny (I'm assuming that women can be lesbian but men cannot be gay, cause far as i'm concerned, gays are disgusting and are a scourge upon the world) you can either try to pick up a pair of chicks for a one night stand, or since most guys can't seem to pick up girls, go find a hooker blow some cash.

Of course, there will be aberrations in every equation. People who truly love family life most (i know there are, and god bless them) can live in special reservations for people just like them. Think of it as a haven of purest morality.

And how about anti-socials? I suppose you could throw them into some little island in the middle of nowhere, so they can form their own equality.

But actually for the most stability and happiness shouldn't we just eliminate relationships of ALL forms? Everyone belongs to everyone else. No one should form lasting relationships.

How do you have children though, without parents? And mothers will definitely form a relationship with their children.. Hmm. Ahh yes. Test tube babies!

Then society in general, or the government, will take charge of the education of the little people. So everyone should have similar ideas, and similar views on morality. More stability.

Actually, why not just read Aldous Huxley's Brave New World? Its all there!

Scary, huh?

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